*eyes snap open at 3:52am* nobody likes me
- brain: ur afraid of destroying your relationships right
- me:
- brain: what if u destroyed them on purpose
- me:
- brain: it would give u control of the situation and u wouldn't have to worry about it anymore
- me:
- me: go on
(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
